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Mum’s gone to Sweden: Hotels with rude-sounding names.

Trish Burgess Posted on02/09/201230/09/2016 Sweden 27 Comments

“You did this on purpose, didn’t you?” Dougie declared, looking up from the sheaf of papers I’d given him a few months ago, detailing our holiday itinerary for Sweden.
“Did what on purpose?”
“The third and fourth hotels you’ve picked”
“Remind me,” I smirked, but I knew what was coming.
“Albert Kok hotel in Trollhättan?”
“Ah yes, but it means kitchen in Swedish. I have it on good authority that Albert’s kok is highly recommended. It’s a show kok: you can see it from the lobby. People come from miles around to sample Albert’s kok”
“Do they really?”
“Indeed they do.”
“What about this next one, in Ängelholm?”
“Ah yes, that’s my favourite”
“I can see why. The Klitterhus!”
“Lovely spot, the Klitterhus. Difficult to find but certainly worth the effort.”
“Does it have a translation?”
” ‘Hus’ is a house and ‘klitter’ is a dune. So it’s the house on the dunes.”
“So we’ve got to get from Albert’s kok to the klitterhus?”
“Yes, but I’ll navigate. You’ll struggle on your own and I know what you men are like, you won’t ask for directions.”

Klitterhus, Angelholm, Sweden
We found the Klitterhus!

 

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27 Comments

  1. libby Reply
    02/09/2012 at 8:57 am

    We can always rely on you to give us just this sort of info on places to stay! you have to smile don't you……..

    • Trish @ Mums Gone To... Reply
      02/09/2012 at 9:00 am

      There's much joy to be had from finding gems like these. You can't have so much fun with normal hotel brands. It's childish, I know, but it kept us laughing the whole fortnight.

  2. Lottie Reply
    02/09/2012 at 9:22 am

    So you did manage to guide Dougie from Albert's Kok to the Klitterhus… well done you!

    • Trish @ Mums Gone To... Reply
      02/09/2012 at 9:31 am

      At one point I thought maybe I should just take over and do it myself, but we persevered! ;-))

    • Lottie Reply
      02/09/2012 at 1:33 pm

      *chucks head back and laughs like a horse….*

  3. SarahMummy Reply
    02/09/2012 at 9:51 am

    Brilliant! So much better than a Travelodge 🙂

    • Trish @ Mums Gone To... Reply
      02/09/2012 at 11:29 am

      Indeed, no scope for silly double-entendres there.

  4. Curry Queen Reply
    02/09/2012 at 10:57 am

    You should have let Dougie have a go at finding the Klitterhus on his own….first time for everything 😉

    • Trish @ Mums Gone To... Reply
      02/09/2012 at 11:30 am

      I could have…but we didn't have all day 😉

  5. Expat mum Reply
    02/09/2012 at 1:57 pm

    Oooh, you are awful!

    • Trish @ Mums Gone To... Reply
      02/09/2012 at 2:44 pm

      I know. What would the nuns say, Toni?!

  6. Troy Reply
    02/09/2012 at 7:33 pm

    I'm sure the nuns wouldn't say kok or klitterhus even if it was on the tip of their tongues.

    • Trish @ Mums Gone To... Reply
      02/09/2012 at 8:05 pm

      Haha! That may well be my favourite comment from you,Troy. But you do realise you'll go to hell for it?

  7. Steve Reply
    02/09/2012 at 9:28 pm

    The Kilitterhus looks impressively large. Was it receptive?

    • Trish @ Mums Gone To... Reply
      03/09/2012 at 7:15 am

      It had free WiFi?!

  8. Twisted Scottish Bastard Reply
    03/09/2012 at 8:24 am

    I hate to say this, but I think I've dined in the Klitterhus.

    About 25 years ago, and the experience just seems to get larger in my imagination the more I stroke it.

    Good prawn salad and open sandwiches.

    Not too sure about the salad cream. Tasted a bit fishy.

    • Trish @ Mums Gone To... Reply
      03/09/2012 at 8:49 am

      OMG! What have I started?! I write a little tongue-in-cheek post (!) and look what happens. The rudery of you chaps knows no bounds ;-))

  9. BavarianSojourn Reply
    03/09/2012 at 10:08 am

    Fabulous! Did you find out the word for art while you were there? It's quite similar to the Danish and the German word incidentally, but at first I thought someone was being terribly rude about an artist…

    • Trish @ Mums Gone To... Reply
      03/09/2012 at 10:26 am

      Ah yes, we had fun with that word when we were in Copenhagen too. I imagine hearing somebody say it, rather than me just reading it, would stop you in your tracks!

  10. Funky Wellies Reply
    03/09/2012 at 4:47 pm

    LOL!!!! I actually burst out laughing reading your post.
    Have enjoyed all of your Swedish posts very much, sorry for my lack of commenting, busy time before the holiday and then was away myself for two weeks, just got back at the weekend. xx

    • Trish @ Mums Gone To... Reply
      03/09/2012 at 5:29 pm

      So pleased to have entertained you. You don't need to apologise – I think we are all on a blogging/commenting go slow during the holidays. Hope you had a good break. Will pop over to find out very soon!

  11. Sarah Reply
    04/09/2012 at 9:29 am

    HAHAHA I bet you chose them on purpose so Douggie could get all embarrassed. 🙂

    • Trish @ Mums Gone To... Reply
      04/09/2012 at 2:29 pm

      On purpose? Me? I couldn't possibly say…. 😉

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