Do you remember a few weeks ago I wrote about vibrators in the mini-bar? Of course you do as it was a rude post, which always flashes on the ‘I think I’ll click on this one’ blog-reading radar.
While we were all discussing the merits of sex toys in amongst the miniatures and over-priced KitKats, one blogger, Madame Smokin Gun who writes at Scene of the Crime picked up on the fact that I’d been looking at London hotels because we’d been thinking of going to some of the Olympic events next year.
If you’ve never come across Madame’s blog I urge you to go and visit her. Give her some love and tell her I sent you. She’s completely bonkers but her posts are full of refreshing randomness that you just can’t help but smile/laugh/worry for her sanity.
Anyway, I will quote Madame Smokin Gun’s comment on my post in reference to the fact that beach volleyball is to be held at Horse Guards Parade:
Horseguards Parade? Is that one of the sporting ‘guest spots’ for next year? If they hold any events in my beloved Saaarf Lahndaan they could include Car Stripping, Speed Fight (staggered points system for initiation difficulty level ie looking at pint/girlfriend/self etc), Sideways Ponytail Whipping, Kebab Lobbing…… up in Nawf Lund’n they could do Instant Shoe Identification Shot, Parking Space Wrestling, Couscous Moulding Towerstack, Bad Smell Under One’s Nose Endurance………
Just thought of another Nawf Lund’n event: How Quick Can You Produce 2 Pollution-Sensitive Children Move To Brighton And Set Up A Business Selling Driftwood Mobiles…..
Any more good ol’ British regional events we should introduce to the sporting world?
How could I not pick up on this and open the floor to all you readers! My own suggestions were the ‘Slow Tractor Pursuit’ around my own neck of the woods and possibly a ‘White Stiletto 100m Stagger’ in my home town of Newcastle.