The new W London hotel has recently opened, the first UK branch of an American chain of uber-chic luxury hotels, but my eyes popped out like gobstoppers when I read that in their mini-bars, termed ‘munchie boxes’, they have included a nifty little sex toy. My immediate thought was that they might be a tad chilly but I reckon a quick blast of the hair dyer would probably warm them up.
Whenever we take our son to hotels he is under strict instructions not to buy movies and not to even think about touching the seven quid half-carton of Pringles or the four-finger KitKat. Imagine how we would deal with this place? Mind you, I understand the vibrator is waterproof so I suppose we could fling it in bath and tell him it’s a replacement for Froggy.
The reason I came across the hotel is that we have been pondering going to some of the Olympic events next summer and while husband is checking out the prices for the Women’s Beach Volleyball, I’m perusing the internet to get an idea about accommodation. It looks like there will be quite a number of new hotels popping up in the capital to cater for the influx, but my eye is certainly drawn to W London and not only for the munchie box. I love the fact that their rooms, rather than being called Standard, Deluxe, Junior suite and Suite, have names such as Spectacular, Fabulous, Wow and Extreme Wow.
I’m quite tempted to ring up and ask for a Wow room, with an interconnecting Spectacular, but if Rory so much as opens the door of his munchie box, I’ll be ringing down to Whatever/Whenever (their terminology for the front desk) and ask for the munchie box to be relocated….to the Wow next door.
May I just suggest to the W management that if they would like a review of their new hotel, I’m certainly up for the job and they can be assured I’ll give it a thorough and rigorous testing.
Update: The Extreme Wow room is actually called an E Wow room. I read it as extreme in another review but the website says E Wow. Maybe it’s an “EEEEH WOW” as that’s what a Geordie like me would say when she opens the door.