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You shouldn’t have. No really, you shouldn’t…

Trish Burgess Posted on12/12/201007/04/2016 Lucky Dip 14 Comments

Yesterday we girded our loins and did the annual pre-Christmas trip to visit my Aunt. I hadn’t seen her since the Summer so was riddled with guilt as she’s over 80, lives on her own and has no children of her own. The guilt was obviously getting to me, as I compensated by buying her some Estee Lauder face cream, a Panettone Italian cake thing, posh biscuits in a tin and a few other bits and bobs.

Our role in the pre-Christmas jaunt to Hertfordshire is also to collect the presents she has bought for us and my family in Newcastle. As she doesn’t drive now, she relies on neighbours to take her to the shops and, despite us all saying she really doesn’t need to get us anything, she always does and then grumbles endlessly about it.

“Your mother says she wants gin again”, my Aunt complained to me some weeks ago.
“She likes gin. Just get her the gin. It’ll be fine”, I replied, wearily.

Yet I appreciate how frustrated she must get as she was always an excellent present-giver when I was younger. When I was a child, the parcel from my Aunt would arrive in the post and was always something special. I remember fondly a white-leather manicure set which I never used but I used to adore unzipping and re-positioning the little fiddly files and orange sticks. Another year, a jewellery box with a red velvet interior and a tiny pirouetting ballerina .

Lately, however, things have not worked out quite so well. A few years ago we packed her gifts into the car, waved goodbye, heaved a sigh of relief, and zoomed up the A1. Around Peterborough a strange smell from the boot started to waft into the car. We put up with the aroma of sweaty feet until we were home. Dougie wisely decided to open the present she had wrapped for us and the identical one for my brother and his wife. Inside was a Port and Stilton gift set: the Stilton was oozing.  Lord knows how long it had been out of the fridge: my guess is it had never been anywhere remotely cold since she’d bought it. The nauseating stench was even more retch-inducing for me as I don’t like cheese in the first place.

The car boot took some Febrezing, I can tell you.

So yesterday as we left we had a little chuckle about the Stilton fiasco and bundled our packages into the car. Back home, Dougie lifted the bottle bags out of the box for the rest of the family and his eyes rested on a beautifully wrapped flat parcel. I was just about to pop it under the tree when Dougie decided to read the tag which said,

“To Dougie and Trish, for your Christmas Day Breakfast, B x”

Hopeful it might be a couple of napkins yet somewhat nervous, we decided we should open the package. Inside was a packet of Waitrose smoked salmon, nicely warmed up to room temperature. Use by 15th December.

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14 Comments

  1. The Dotterel Reply
    12/12/2010 at 5:35 pm

    Ah but, it's the thought that counts. Auntie clearly wants what she gets you to be memorable!

  2. Steve Reply
    12/12/2010 at 5:39 pm

    You know, that's given me an idea. There are a couple of people I'd like to give Ecoli to this Christmas…

  3. Trish @ Mum's Gone to... Reply
    12/12/2010 at 5:44 pm

    Tim – you're so right: the thought has remained with me for such a long time.

    Steve – On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: a dose of listeriaaaaa.

  4. @jencull (jen) Reply
    12/12/2010 at 7:27 pm

    Unforgettable is the word that springs to mind lol. Jen

  5. Sarah Reply
    12/12/2010 at 7:28 pm

    My mother wants gin too!!! She's been buying up Sainsbury's special offer of 1 litre for £12! Bargain!

    Good thing you opened the salmon…

    What's wrong with gift cards? 🙂

  6. Expat mum Reply
    12/12/2010 at 8:38 pm

    Ahhh, bless! Thank goodness the salmon wasn't in the car for too long; that smell would've been worse than the cheese.

  7. libby Reply
    12/12/2010 at 8:41 pm

    Aah Trish I feel your pain! but the thought is lovely and why of why do people 'of a certain age' totally ignore best by/eat by dates…I know that you just have to use commom sense yourself and ignore the info on the packet/tin…but really……….
    ps my mother keeps giving me paracetamol that she has obviously been hoarding dated 1993…..
    and I did once bring some oysters back from the coast just wrapped in a bag of peas……decided not to eat them though….anyhoo….have a big gin with your mom!

  8. Trish @ Mum's Gone to... Reply
    12/12/2010 at 9:40 pm

    Jen – the smell from the cheese certainly was!

    Sarah – mum's been snowed in: best do a Sainsbury's gin run for her!

    Expat Mum – can you imagine that fishy smell wafting out from under the Christmas lights on the tree? Bugger me, can't think of anything worse.

    Libby – It's a wonder she's lasted this long: stomach must be made of cast iron.
    Oysters in a bag of peas…..!!!???….mad woman!

  9. Jean Reply
    12/12/2010 at 10:55 pm

    I think your mum is on the money asking for gin XXX

  10. Cate P Reply
    13/12/2010 at 1:16 am

    oh good lord, I can't stop laughing. At least her gifts are priceless and memorable.
    If somewhat rancid.

  11. Very Bored in Catalunya Reply
    13/12/2010 at 8:32 am

    Your mother is a wise woman, next year do as she does and ask for gin.

    Just a thought…. she's not in your will is she?

  12. Trish @ Mum's Gone to... Reply
    13/12/2010 at 8:46 am

    Jean – she's a sensible woman, my mum!

    Cate – I should be grateful she's provided me with such good blog material, if nothing else

    Very Bored – She's not in my will, so trying to hasten my exit would do her no good at all. I may well be in hers so should send the salmon back!

  13. jfb57 Reply
    13/12/2010 at 9:43 am

    I have a bad knee so needed a smile! Thank you!

  14. Trish @ Mum's Gone to... Reply
    13/12/2010 at 7:23 pm

    jfb57 – Sorry for your poorly knee, Julia. Glad to bring a smile.

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