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That Business with the King of Holbeach …

Trish Burgess Posted on16/12/201107/04/2016 Musical Theatre/Am dram/Entertainment 20 Comments

I was asked by the Deputy Head of Rory’s former primary school, Ayscoughfee Hall, where I’m still a governor, to help them with the staff Christmas Panto. Of course, I said, I’d be happy to be involved.
Which panto is it?
Cinderella.
Ah then you must want me to be the prince; I’m good at all that thigh-slapping.
Not really.
Or maybe you’ve seen my Dandini, darling?
No.
A guest appearance?
No, we don’t really need you on the stage at all. We’d like you to press the ‘play’ button on the CD player for the backing tracks.

Devastated.

Once I’d picked myself up, I agreed to assist as it only involved a couple of rehearsals before doing my techie thing yesterday afternoon for the performance to the children, and last night for the parents. I had to sit behind a huge bewildering mixing desk but fortunately was only required to move one slider up and down for volume, together with playing and pausing the CD player. So why was I so worried? Probably because the essence of playing music at the correct time is dependent on being given the correct cues by the actors on stage. A bit of guesswork was needed, plus some timely nods by the director, Mrs Wayman, who was also a narrator. Let’s just say, the script was fairly free at times, particularly during the Queen’s scenes when, quite frankly, it could have gone anywhere and frequently did.

The Headmaster, an ugly sister, was quite a sight wearing a Cher wig he borrowed from me, although I did hear one member of the evening audience compare him to Brian May on acid. He was accompanied by Mr Hutton, the IT teacher, who sported a stupendous lurex-covered chest. Both chaps flashed an unseemly amount of hairy leg on occasions, enough to give the infants night terrors for weeks to come. Mind you, the Year Two teacher, Mrs Chester, a bit scary at the best of times, was still fearsome dressed in a fluffy dressing gown as the snappy, crotchety Step Mum.

The Prince was played by the reception teacher, Mrs Smith, who impressed me with a fine pair of  legs encased in fishnet; doubtless the dads in the audience appreciated them too. Not sure the mums would have been quite so enamoured with the pink tutu worn by the caretaker, Mr Bratley, though I have to say I think he and his floppy wand have missed their vocation: may have to sign him up for our amateur dramatic group as he’s a natural.

The Year Six teacher, Mrs Laud, played a world-weary Cinders with a penchant for doughnuts and Jammy Dodgers. I used to wonder why it took her so long to make her entrances until I realised she was wearing huge pink slippers and could therefore only shuffle to the stage. However her gait complemented her outfit of gingham pinny and hair in rollers, definitely channelling her ‘Mrs Overall’.

In fact the whole production had an Acorn Antiques look about it: the ad-libs, the ‘not sure where I’m meant to be’ dithering, the whispered prompts. Of course, this just added to the sheer fun of the show. And what a bloody good show it was: great energy, lots of silliness, proper choreographed dances and some excellent contemporary song choices the kids loved. 


Coming at the end of a busy term when the teachers and support staff have been doing their usual work, plus producing two infant nativity plays, I was amazed they still had the energy and dedication to give up their own time to rehearse and perform for the children and parents. Congratulations to everyone involved.

Are you sure I can’t have a part next year?

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20 Comments

  1. Sarah Reply
    16/12/2011 at 10:55 am

    What fun and what great sports they all are.

  2. Very Bored in Catalunya Reply
    16/12/2011 at 12:08 pm

    What a shame you didn't get a part, fingers crossed for next year.

  3. Trish @ Mum's Gone To ... Reply
    16/12/2011 at 12:59 pm

    Sarah – They were great sports. All parents and families invited, with donations to a local charity.

    Very Bored – I was told they were worried I'd show them up. Not sure how to take that….

  4. Steve Reply
    16/12/2011 at 1:06 pm

    Just the music? Not even any sound effects?

    I am appalled that your talents have been wasted!

  5. Trish @ Mum's Gone To ... Reply
    16/12/2011 at 1:13 pm

    Steve – I know, I know! Don't they know who I am? Sniff. I did have to work quite fast as there were some very quick track changes but the only sound effect needed was a knock at the door: someone just stamped their foot.

  6. Expat mum Reply
    16/12/2011 at 2:53 pm

    Yes, I think it'd be far more nerve-wracking being the sound tech person (Oooh, there you go with a fancy title) than actually being up on stage.

  7. Anonymous Reply
    16/12/2011 at 3:04 pm

    hi just registered ,, tina

  8. Trish @ Mum's Gone To ... Reply
    16/12/2011 at 3:07 pm

    Expat Mum – I was totally out of my comfort zone. Would much rather have been messing about on stage than getting stressed about whether I played the Postman Pat theme instead of Here Come the Girls. I now have the utmost respect for techie people the world over!!

  9. Anonymous Reply
    16/12/2011 at 4:37 pm

    Will write the next one with a part especially for you Trish…how about "Here's the story of Sleeping Beauty, A maiden pure and quite a cutie?"

  10. Trish @ Mum's Gone To ... Reply
    16/12/2011 at 4:55 pm

    Anonymous 1 – Hi Tina, whoever you are
    Anonymous 2 – I'm presuming that's you, Sally, Mrs Deputy Head, aka wicked step mum and author of panto supreme? That'll do nicely thanks….!

  11. Anonymous Reply
    16/12/2011 at 5:29 pm

    Yes it is me…anon2…can't get in via Google. Computers and I , as you know too well, are not BFF. Will be in touch when we have forgotten the pain of this one. maybe 2015? x

  12. Kelloggsville Reply
    16/12/2011 at 5:50 pm

    I love panto, maybe you're just too professional for them LOL

  13. Trish @ Mum's Gone To ... Reply
    16/12/2011 at 6:42 pm

    Anon 2 – I think even by 2015 people will be hard pushed to picture me as a pure maiden!

    Kelloggsville – Well yes, that must be it. 😉

  14. Funky Wellies Reply
    17/12/2011 at 10:35 am

    I think they did not realise what famous talent was available to them. That is the only explanation I can come up with. However, reading the comments, there seems to be hope? I can totally picture you as a pure maiden, you know…

  15. libby Reply
    19/12/2011 at 8:44 am

    Today the sound effects…tomorrow Broadway!

  16. Curry Queen Reply
    19/12/2011 at 6:36 pm

    A couple;e of years ago, I was asked to play Anne Robinson in a spoof version of The Weakest Link at daughter's school…can't imagine why!

  17. Trish @ Mum's Gone To ... Reply
    19/12/2011 at 7:11 pm

    Funky Wellies – indeed! I think it may stretch my acting abilities 🙂

    Libby – I know my place!

    Curry Queen – There you go! How do you fathom that one out? 😉

  18. wellfedfred Reply
    20/12/2011 at 6:38 pm

    I enjoy your blog so much, I wish you'd post more often! to encourage you, I've given you the Liebster Blog award. Check my blog for more information.

  19. MsCaroline Reply
    21/12/2011 at 12:01 am

    It sound hilarious – even more fun when everyone knows the characters in 'real life.' Now that it's Christmas and I know how much free time you have, I think you -with your theatrical background – are the perfect person to write a post explaining about pantomimes for your US readers. I had to go to Wikipedia for information, although I typically consider myself fairly informed about such things. *hangs head in shame.* Add it to your list of Posts to Write in 2012!! (and I, too, am shocked that you weren't called upon to use your dramatic talent. I've done sound myself, and it's quite stressful..)

  20. Trish @ Mum's Gone To ... Reply
    21/12/2011 at 11:26 am

    Wellfedfred – What a lovely surprise! Have taken note of what you said and have written a new post with my own blog award winners x

    Ms Caroline- You're on! Will get my thinking cap on for a pantomime post asap.

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