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Hysterical Women.

Trish Burgess Posted on07/03/201107/04/2016 Lucky Dip 23 Comments

My last post, Have you got the Painters in?,  was so popular I have been urged to provide more information from my 1907 book, The Household Physician.

Well, truth be told, a couple of you have asked about menopause and trapped wind.

I thought I’d solved the latter by reading Dr McGregor Robertson’s advice on colic (laudanum and a warm water enema) but in fact I have since discovered he did have advice on trapped wind itself: ginger or peppermint is advisable (same as today’s advice from my own GP).

Menopause? “The Change of Life”. Here’s what the good doctor has to say:

“At this time the woman is in an unstable condition of health, and liable to many minor ailments, and also to some more serious. She is liable to headaches, flushings of the face, and disturbances of the digestive and nervous systems.”

That’s it! Considering how much detail he writes about every other subject, this important phase in a woman’s cycle is quickly passed over. However he is far more concerned about “Nervous Diseases of Women” in general, in particular, hysteria.

“Hysteria – is a puzzle and a plague to nearly every physician….very common in women between the ages of fifteen and thirty…….
Symptoms such as loss of appetite, obstinate vomiting, excessive development of gas in the bowels, fainting and fits of various kinds……..They are nervous and excitable, prone to laugh or cry at trifles, with little control over their emotions, irritable, querulous, and quarrelsome……
Treatment is firm and judicious control. Hysterical convulsions can usually be cut short by dashing quantities of cold water about the person’s face”

To be honest if I were faced with a farting, fainting, fractious woman, I’d be tempted to do the same

Finally, a caption please, for the photo below.

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23 Comments

  1. planb Reply
    07/03/2011 at 8:41 pm

    I know what I want to say, I'm just not sure I'm brave enough to say it….

    ps "obstinate" vomiting??? What's that? I don't think I've ever vomited "obstinately" in my life (other than in the "don't be sick, don't be sick, please don't be….oh" sense of course).

  2. Nana Go-Go Reply
    07/03/2011 at 9:14 pm

    I feel sorry for his poor wife!Hope she wasn`t being permanently doused in cold water about the face!
    Not even going there with the caption….I`ll leave that to someone else`s filthy mind!lol

  3. Knackered Mother Reply
    07/03/2011 at 9:47 pm

    "Do excuse me but my wife is going through the menopause….."

  4. Kelloggsville Reply
    07/03/2011 at 10:40 pm

    Perkins I will demonstrate the act just once more to be sure you quite understand it, then it really is your turn.

  5. auntiegwen Reply
    08/03/2011 at 8:03 am

    It works better with your clothes off

  6. Steve Reply
    08/03/2011 at 8:09 am

    I'd love to dash cold water about someone's face. All I need to do now is find someone who is hysterical – or make them so.

  7. Trish @ Mum's Gone to... Reply
    08/03/2011 at 8:59 am

    Plan B – obstinate vomiting. Great description, I can just hear Dr McG chastising someone for that in his 'none of this stuff and nonsense' way.

    Nana Go-go – I think if I'd been Mrs McGregor I would just lie on a chaise longue and declare myself indisposed.

    Knackered Mother, Kelloggsville and Auntie Gwen – That's brightened my morning! (I suspect he said that too!)

    Steve – surely there are some candidates around Leamington Spa this morning. Are you not a first aider? Give it a go.

  8. soozx Reply
    08/03/2011 at 11:00 am

    I'm afraid everything that entered my head for the caption resulted in a Beavis-and-Butthead-esque laugh…

  9. planb Reply
    08/03/2011 at 11:17 am

    "You might feel a little prick" said Dr McG.

    That's the sanitised version, by the way….Took me a while to get there.

  10. Trish @ Mum's Gone to... Reply
    08/03/2011 at 11:20 am

    Soozx – that happened to me too, hence I asked everyone for their ideas so I could sit here and carry on laughing!

    Plan B – Of course, the man on the right has to be the good Doctor, with a hands-on approach to medicince. Rather fabulous tache, don't you think?

  11. Troy Reply
    08/03/2011 at 12:20 pm

    Man on floor "So this pain is just trapped wind y'say? Well I'll be buggered!"

  12. Trish @ Mum's Gone to... Reply
    08/03/2011 at 12:27 pm

    Troy – hahahahaha! Shame I'm not offering prizes.

  13. Wylye Girl Reply
    08/03/2011 at 1:45 pm

    "For God's Sake, Man, get up and leave the hysterical fainting to the women" or 'Simkins was far from happy with his partner for the Piddletrenthide Wheelbarrow Race'. See it is possible to be clean!

  14. Trish @ Mum's Gone to... Reply
    08/03/2011 at 1:55 pm

    Wylye Girl – Bravo that woman! Love them!
    I've just googled Piddletrenthide and it exists…how brilliant!

  15. Troy Reply
    08/03/2011 at 4:29 pm

    Ginger was confident that with his peppermint flavoured condom that anything he did to his friend would purely be following best medical advice.
    (You see, I can keep it clean).

  16. Expat mum Reply
    08/03/2011 at 6:13 pm

    I daren't even attempt a comment, but I will be trying the cold water treatment the next time the Queenager comes over all hysterical. Shouldn't be long!

  17. Trish @ Mum's Gone to... Reply
    08/03/2011 at 7:03 pm

    Troy – I think I may have to make this a regular column just to have you add captions!

    Expat Mum – Excellent idea, let me know how you get on.

  18. Tattie Weasle Reply
    08/03/2011 at 8:47 pm

    weeping with laughter here, exhausting! Definitely a regualr column please!

  19. Trish @ Mum's Gone to... Reply
    08/03/2011 at 8:50 pm

    Tattie – I have four volumes full of gems like this. I think a regular dip into them is necessary!

  20. MadameSmokinGun Reply
    08/03/2011 at 11:45 pm

    Gary Larson has a very similar cartoon with cavemen – "Barrow". Precursor to the game of "Wheelbarrow"

    Seems I have been going thro' the menopause (or should that be womenopause?) for some time now – headaches, disturbances to the digestive and nervous systems…. I was getting a bit hysterical about actually. Do 'flushings' allude my over-regular trips to the porcelain throne?

  21. Trish @ Mum's Gone to... Reply
    10/03/2011 at 7:36 am

    Madame SG – will come over and douse you I think: that will sort you out.

  22. Carla Reply
    15/03/2011 at 5:59 pm

    Part of the definition of hysteria from Wikipedia: "By the mid to late 19th century, hysteria (or sometimes female hysteria) came to refer to what is today generally considered to be sexual dysfunction. Typical treatment was massage of the patient's genitalia by the physician and, later, by vibrators or water sprays to cause orgasm." Hysteria comes from the Greek word hystera for womb. Based on this information, your 1907 physician was throwing his water a little bit high.

    Sorry, I'm drawing a blank at the picture though it makes me laugh every time I look at it.

    Thanx for stopping by my blog.

  23. Trish @ Mum's Gone to... Reply
    16/03/2011 at 4:46 pm

    Carla – I remember reading this about the massages and vibrators as treatment. Sounds good to get that on prescription!

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