Spotted above a shop in Copenhagen – this perky lady enjoying the pleasures of a good book.
Feel free to add your own caption or suggest what she might be, erm, reading?
Update: I’m going to add suggestions from Twitter and elsewhere:
@tattooed_mummy – Great Expectations
This lead to me going all Dickens and wondering about A Tale of Two Titties?
A Woman of Substance?
The Holy Book? (Think about it).
I don't care what she's reading, I want me some of that Danish gravity.
@Steve – Holy Book? Book with hole in? Am I warm?
@Very Bored – Maybe there's something in their Danish pastries – baking powder certainly makes my puddings lighter.
I have never seen so many boob statues in one city, no idea what she's reading but I agree with VBIC…I am jealous!
Not sure of a book…the funky tune 'Lowrider' comes to mind!
A quick squiz of Amazon 'pointed' me towards:
Balance Point (Star Wars: The New Jedi Order)
Perky Little Penguins
Men are Stupid … and They Like Big Boobs: A Woman's Guide to Beauty Through Plastic Surgery
Riding the Big One
Riding with the Big Boys
and my favourite:
Dressage: A Study in the Finer Points of Riding
@Emma – ah they're a saucy lot, these Danes.
@Sugarplum – yup, that'll do nicely!
@Kelloggsville – Blimey, you've been busy. I rather like Balance Point and the Dressage one is excellent.
Speechless, once again. (Me, not her. Although I bet she's not saying much.)
I would change "Little Red Riding Hood" to "Not so Little Red Riding Book"!!
Riders
Fanny Hill
@Expat Mum – Oh yes, you were speechless with my photo of the movie preview 'Nude Nuns with Big Guns'. Come to think of it, maybe this is one of them!
@Funky – now you've got me thinking of the story – "Oh my, what big t….. you've got!"
@Sally – She's a typical Jilly Cooper gal isn't she. The new book, Jump, would work too!
Novelty condoms are not so good in practice methinks
@Bass – Indeed! Taking the ribbed effect a bit too far.
Good lord! How on earth did I get up there? Oh no, sorry, if it had been me the perky boobs would be under her armpits like spaniel's ears!
@Wylye Girl – It probably is you. The trick is using wire from an upstairs window.
Is she available on Amazon?
I went into Waterstones and told the lady behind the counter that I was looking for a good book and could she give me a couple of pointers.
Some men like ladies with fat thighs, some men like ladies with thin thighs. A bookworm prefers something inbetween.
"Come on big boy, put your spine into it!"
@Troy – What can I say? This obviously 'kindled' your passion for wordplay.
It's certainly the best pop-up book I've come across. I expect it's been well-thumbed.
look at the size of…..
wowsers
@Northern mum – my husband's words exactly.